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Everything is blooming

Everything is blooming

Anonymous asked: Sleeping with the same partner.. The same dick the same excitement. It's like case work.. Yawn. We all know how exciting sizing something new is..

I guess if you’re having terrible sex, the same partner might get boring. Bad sex = constant need to switch things up?

You seem to find being monogamous as strange as I find being polyamorous. What is natural for me is unnatural for you, and vice versa. 

Some people love the thrill of variety and emotional detachment. I am not one of those people. I have had many opportunities for casual sex, and in the heat of the moment, I always realized I’d rather not. I don’t have the desire without an emotional connection. 

I need more. I need an emotional bond. I need a life partner. That might sound boring to you, but a life of random dicks sounds very sad to me.

Why don’t we respect everyone’s way of living instead of criticizing it for being different, or assuming they’re yearning for greener pastures.

I am so fucking happy and do not wish for anything different. 

Anonymous asked: Are you bored yet?

With what?

It amazes me that all I have to do is take a tiny little pill every day and I can have all the sex I want and not get pregnant. 

Anonymous asked: Do you let your man finish in your mouth?

Maybe if he went on a pineapple juice diet for a while… 

It’s really hard to have sex when you can hear a toddler crying above you. 

Anonymous asked: You look hot in your Lawyer picture. You face and hair look hotttt. I'd just Take in your jacket a bit. Just because it's a professional attire doesn't mean it can't Be tailored to show off your figure.

Thanks… The jacket actually fits great, but when it’s unbuttoned, it just hangs off my big boobies and my waist disappears. 

Quick: Tell Me Everything I Need To Know About Miami

Yesterday I decided to broaden my job search and applied for a lawyer job in Miami. This morning I woke up with an interview! Doing it via Skype on Monday, sadly I don’t get to visit in person. 

I’ve been to Florida a bunch of times, but never been to Miami, so I gotta learn as much as I can to not sound like an idiot. 

After spending a week in Puerto Rico a couple weeks ago, I think I need to move to a tropical climate.

Crying. We had to get pictures done at school… This shit is going to be on the wall at school forever. 
I’m sad and whining to tumblr because John won’t listen… Why didn’t I button my jacket? My boobs make me look fat. The background is the same color as my suit. The background makes my grey suit look beige. Why is my sleeve so wrinkly? I have twig arms and they look huge in this picture. My hair color looks crazy. I feel ugly. My eyes are squinty and one looks smaller than the other. My smile is super fake.
Thank you for listening. Wah. Stupid lawyer costumes. 

Crying. 

We had to get pictures done at school… This shit is going to be on the wall at school forever. 

I’m sad and whining to tumblr because John won’t listen… Why didn’t I button my jacket? My boobs make me look fat. The background is the same color as my suit. The background makes my grey suit look beige. Why is my sleeve so wrinkly? I have twig arms and they look huge in this picture. My hair color looks crazy. I feel ugly. My eyes are squinty and one looks smaller than the other. My smile is super fake.

Thank you for listening. Wah. Stupid lawyer costumes. 

View from my bed of homeboy cookin me dinner. After a week in PR (the real V-Day gift!) and two days catching up on work, this is perfect ❤️

View from my bed of homeboy cookin me dinner. After a week in PR (the real V-Day gift!) and two days catching up on work, this is perfect ❤️

I’ve worked out every day this month, except the past 1 or 2 days. I really meant to work out today, but my uterus is at war with my body and I got 5 hours of sleep last night.

Someone tell me it’s ok to take a nap instead. 

My new fav product—not just for making waves. My flat Colorado hair feels like I’m back near salt water and humidity. It’s the only styling product I used today, before not styling. #loreal #saltwater

My new fav product—not just for making waves. My flat Colorado hair feels like I’m back near salt water and humidity. It’s the only styling product I used today, before not styling. #loreal #saltwater

This accidental lake makes me feel less landlocked. 64 degrees doesn’t hurt either ☀️ #denver #sloanslake #colorado (at Sloan’s Lake)

This accidental lake makes me feel less landlocked. 64 degrees doesn’t hurt either ☀️ #denver #sloanslake #colorado (at Sloan’s Lake)

Really excited for my mister to have a beard again, plus it’s ginger 😍

Really excited for my mister to have a beard again, plus it’s ginger 😍

arborescent said: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP ARE YOU ENGAGED hOW DID I MISS THIS

Whoops I shoulda made that more clear— I am NOT engaged! haha there would DEFS be a post about that!!! I’m just getting this wedding stuff in the mail. No idea why or how. Creepy.

And some of our friends treat us like we’re basically engaged. Asking when the wedding date is, calling me crazy things like Mrs. John _____.